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Topic: New Russian car! |
Lafaso870
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Views: 6000
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:41 pm Subject: New Russian car! |
"Times were hard in Russia after the cold war, but there was determined young man who wanted to buy a new car. He saved for many years until he had just the right amount. Immediately, he went to the c ... |
Topic: Almighty Colorado River! |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 5226
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:41 pm Subject: Almighty Colorado River! |
There were three friends who enjoyed rapid shooting on some of the largest rivers in the world but had yet to go on their dream vacation to shoot rapids on the almighty Colorado River. After much plan ... |
Topic: Cucumber watermelon gazpacho |
Lafaso870
Replies: 1
Views: 6693
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Forum: Recipes Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:39 pm Subject: Cucumber watermelon gazpacho |
Servings: 6
4 cups watermelon chunks, seeded
1 cup peeled, seeded cucumber, finely diced
1 cup peeled, seeded cantaloupe, finely diced
1/2 teaspoon salt
Juice of 1 lemon
1 tablespoon fresh tar ... |
Topic: Easy Chicken Caesar Pasta |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 6337
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Forum: Recipes Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:49 pm Subject: Easy Chicken Caesar Pasta |
1 tbsp vegetable oil
1 lb boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut in cubes
1 can (10 oz)Cream of Celery or Half Fat Cream of Celery Soup
2 c water
1/3 c caesar salad dressing
4 c hot cooked ... |
Topic: Numbers Game! |
Lafaso870
Replies: 1
Views: 7856
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:46 pm Subject: Numbers Game! |
This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around drinking. Some of the old timers are telling jokes. One of them says "Seventeen" and the other old timers all roar with laughter. ... |
Topic: Dog needs job! |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 5444
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:45 pm Subject: Dog needs job! |
One day, as a dog was walking by a store, he noticed a sign which said, "Now Hiring: must be able to type 70 words per minute, and must be bilingual. Equal opportunity employment." The dog took the si ... |
Topic: Ropes & Mushrooms! |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 5001
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:07 am Subject: Ropes & Mushrooms! |
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here" so the rope leaves. Loops himself up, and rubs himself against a brick wall. He then walks back in the bar. The bartender says " ... |
Topic: Split Pea Soup |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 5036
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:05 am Subject: Split Pea Soup |
How do you get a kleenex to Dance? Put a little boogie in it! Clean one liner; Q. Why was the baby pen crying? A. Because his mum had been on a working on a long sentence. Clean knock knock: Knock Kno ... |
Topic: Redneck |
Lafaso870
Replies: 2
Views: 7504
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:59 am Subject: Redneck |
They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We re ... |
Topic: Little Billy |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 6282
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:58 am Subject: Little Billy |
There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every ... |
Topic: The Limo |
Lafaso870
Replies: 1
Views: 5963
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:37 am Subject: The Limo |
After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo ( he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, your Eminence, "says the driver, "W ... |
Topic: Deep Freeze |
Lafaso870
Replies: 1
Views: 5802
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:37 am Subject: Deep Freeze |
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How did you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How d ... |
Topic: Bingo |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 6021
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:42 am Subject: Bingo |
On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side before he抯 hit by a bus. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers around. ... |
Topic: New Mercedes Owner |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 4967
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:40 am Subject: New Mercedes Owner |
A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jump ... |
Topic: Tourist |
Lafaso870
Replies: 0
Views: 5200
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:20 am Subject: Tourist |
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South Africa, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for de ... |
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