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Topic: Blondes |
carnie
Replies: 0
Views: 5341
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:31 am Subject: Blondes |
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.
'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we ... |
Topic: Gorgeous blonde-haired girl |
carnie
Replies: 3
Views: 8450
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:03 pm Subject: Gorgeous blonde-haired girl |
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a tall, gorgeous blonde-haired girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "W ... |
Topic: Where is Carni? |
carnie
Replies: 3
Views: 6554
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Forum: General Discussion Groups Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:39 pm Subject: Re: Where is Carni? |
Hi everybody,
Just been alittle busy of late, I will e-mail Riccardo asap
Thanks for your concern.
Mike. |
Topic: Very Sad News about our Carole |
carnie
Replies: 46
Views: 100491
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Forum: Announcements Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:32 pm Subject: Re: Very Sad News about our Carole |
It was with great shock that I learned from Nuccia that Carol had passed away, Carol was always there for me when I was having trouble with Hazels illness, she would listen to my problems and offer so ... |
Topic: THE POTTY |
carnie
Replies: 2
Views: 4732
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:48 pm Subject: THE POTTY |
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.
HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG,
SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
... |
Topic: Penguins |
carnie
Replies: 2
Views: 5001
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:19 am Subject: Penguins |
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica
- where do they go?
Wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which ... |
Topic: Newspaper Headlines !! |
carnie
Replies: 3
Views: 6243
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:29 pm Subject: Newspaper Headlines !! |
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Look at these actual headlines taken from various newspapers.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV ... |
Topic: Painting the Church. |
carnie
Replies: 2
Views: 6153
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:36 pm Subject: Painting the Church. |
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.
As it happened, ... |
Topic: Happy BIrthday Carole |
carnie
Replies: 13
Views: 14636
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Forum: General Discussion Groups Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:19 pm Subject: Re: Happy BIrthday Carole |
Happy Birthday Carole, I know it's belated but sincere wishes and like good wine, we get better with age. There is a true statement " You carn't beat dealing with an old established firm"
Have a grea ... |
Topic: In praise of Riccardo. |
carnie
Replies: 2
Views: 6580
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Forum: About Us Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:22 pm Subject: In praise of Riccardo. |
I know I have said it in the past what a great group of members we have here in Gente, the tireless work both Carole & Nuccia do for us. As do others too many to mention, but I am so pleased that it's ... |
Topic: Crazy Canadian Weather! |
carnie
Replies: 8
Views: 8761
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Forum: General Discussion Groups Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:04 am Subject: Re: Crazy Canadian Weather! |
WOW, take care Nuccia and your family. I always imagined that it was the Cold and Snow you had to deal with good job I'm not on a quiz show I would get that wrong. How can I ever complain about the we ... |
Topic: No Avitar |
carnie
Replies: 12
Views: 15485
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Forum: General Discussion Groups Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:28 pm Subject: Re: No Avitar |
The ugly old bugger is back, thanks Nuccia I know it's only on the site to scare the kids. However it is nice to be able to put a face to some of the other Gente folk, and as I have said before we hav ... |
Topic: No Avitar |
carnie
Replies: 12
Views: 15485
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Forum: General Discussion Groups Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:27 am Subject: Re: No Avitar |
Thanks Nuccia,
Photo on it's way.
Mike. |
Topic: No Avitar |
carnie
Replies: 12
Views: 15485
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Forum: General Discussion Groups Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:10 am Subject: No Avitar |
If you don't access the site on a regular basis, does the site dispense with your Avitar ? Mine seems to have gone.
Carnie. xx |
Topic: The Rabbit. |
carnie
Replies: 5
Views: 11306
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Forum: Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:24 pm Subject: Re: The Rabbit. |
Joe, a toastie is a sandwhich where you put it into a machine that melts the cheese and whatever other filling sealing the edges. Quite popular here in Britain. Akin to your to " George Foremans clean ... |
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