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Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
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Carole
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:07 pm Post subject: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke

"What's a 710?"

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is

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Luca
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke

JamesBianco
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
Carnie will love this! Too funny Carole _________________

nuccia
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
Soooooo funny Carole! _________________ nuccia Italian Surname Database Calabria Exchange

Vincenza
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
That was good, Carole. _________________ Vincenza www.italiansiciliangenealogy.com/ www.italiansicilianher.../home.html www.italiansicilianher...index.html ouritaliansicilianfami...familytree Searching surnames: Maola, Rocca, Niro,Longo, Pennacchia (FR) Pellerito, D'Anna, Alfano, Sassano, Alongi, Russo, LoCricchio (PA)

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:46 am Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
_________________ Livio La mia genealogia

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
Gosh, she was right, "710" alright. Something one of my daughters would do. lilbees _________________ Researching: RESCIGNO, CATALANO, MAGRO, ANGRISANO, CALABRESE, GAGLIO, DE ANGELIS

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke
What?! I've seen that - it's not called 710?!! Just kidding! _________________ Cathy My Websites

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