Be careful what you tell your kids

johnlabarbera

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children
and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which
the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and
Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you
about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Mr. Green

BillieDeKid · V.I.P. Joined: Oct 26, 2007 Posts: 1221 Location: Illinois

Good one John

nuccia

Oh I am so using that one on my husband tonight. I figure I am in enough trouble with his family anyway...lol

Carole

Love it John.... Very Happy