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carnie
Joker
Joker

Joined: Jul 12, 2007
Posts: 443
Location: Barnsley. South Yorks.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:46 am Post subject: Old Age

"OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

"OLD" IS WHEN . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND

"OLD" IS WHEN . You are not sure these are jokes. Mr. Green

Cathy
V.I.P.
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Joined: Jul 10, 2007
Posts: 2681

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:15 am Post subject: Re: Old Age
Very funny Carnie!!! Thanks. _________________ Cathy My Websites

Carole
Admin
Admin

Joined: Jul 10, 2007
Posts: 1662
Location: Valtellina - Near Lake Como

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:47 am Post subject: Re: Old Age
Ha - I scored 9/10... and I'm NOT going to tell you which one wasn't quite true! _________________ Researching: EDMED, SAVILL, TYSON, NEWCOMBE, STAPLETON, GUNTER, STAPLES If you think education is expensive -try ignorance! >Expats in Italy< Come and join 'Dork and Friends'! >New Blog<

nuccia
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Joined: Jul 09, 2007
Posts: 4375
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: Re: Old Age
I really enjoyed this one..so funny! _________________ nuccia Italian Surname Database Calabria Exchange

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