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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:54 pm    Post subject: Ever Thought of Divorce? Reply with quote

"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.

"Fifty years," Grandma replied.

"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"

"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times, but never divorce."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Ever Thought of Divorce? Reply with quote

This one I'm passing on to my beloved spouse (married 52 years). She will love it.

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