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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Swatting Flies Reply with quote

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

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"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Swatting Flies Reply with quote

Yea..you better duck! Rolling Eyes

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