x
Toggle Content Register or Login  -  November 20, 2024, 1:40 pm
Toggle Content User Info

Welcome Anonymous

Nickname
Password

Membership:
Latest: LucilleDZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 2016

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 148
Total: 148
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Statistics
02: Community Forums
03: Home
04: Community Forums
05: Photo Gallery
06: Community Forums
07: Home
08: Home
09: Community Forums
10: Statistics
11: Community Forums
12: Community Forums
13: Community Forums
14: Community Forums
15: Statistics
16: Community Forums
17: Community Forums
18: Community Forums
19: Community Forums
20: Community Forums
21: Community Forums
22: Statistics
23: Statistics
24: Statistics
25: Community Forums
26: Community Forums
27: Community Forums
28: Community Forums
29: Community Forums
30: Community Forums
31: Community Forums
32: Community Forums
33: Statistics
34: Community Forums
35: Statistics
36: Statistics
37: Statistics
38: Community Forums
39: Statistics
40: Community Forums
41: Community Forums
42: Statistics
43: Community Forums
44: Statistics
45: My Account
46: Statistics
47: Community Forums
48: Community Forums
49: Community Forums
50: Community Forums
51: Community Forums
52: Statistics
53: Community Forums
54: Community Forums
55: Community Forums
56: Community Forums
57: Community Forums
58: Community Forums
59: Community Forums
60: Community Forums
61: Community Forums
62: Community Forums
63: Community Forums
64: Community Forums
65: Statistics
66: Statistics
67: Community Forums
68: Community Forums
69: Community Forums
70: Community Forums
71: Community Forums
72: Home
73: Community Forums
74: Community Forums
75: Community Forums
76: Statistics
77: Community Forums
78: Community Forums
79: Community Forums
80: Community Forums
81: Community Forums
82: Community Forums
83: Statistics
84: Statistics
85: Statistics
86: Community Forums
87: Community Forums
88: Community Forums
89: Community Forums
90: Community Forums
91: Statistics
92: Statistics
93: Community Forums
94: Statistics
95: Community Forums
96: My Account
97: Statistics
98: Statistics
99: Statistics
100: Community Forums
101: Community Forums
102: Community Forums
103: Community Forums
104: Community Forums
105: Community Forums
106: Community Forums
107: Statistics
108: Community Forums
109: Community Forums
110: Community Forums
111: Statistics
112: Community Forums
113: Community Forums
114: Community Forums
115: Home
116: Community Forums
117: Statistics
118: Statistics
119: Community Forums
120: Statistics
121: Statistics
122: Community Forums
123: Statistics
124: Community Forums
125: Community Forums
126: Community Forums
127: Community Forums
128: Community Forums
129: My Account
130: Community Forums
131: Community Forums
132: Community Forums
133: Community Forums
134: Statistics
135: Community Forums
136: Statistics
137: Community Forums
138: Statistics
139: Statistics
140: Community Forums
141: Community Forums
142: Statistics
143: Community Forums
144: Community Forums
145: Community Forums
146: Community Forums
147: Community Forums
148: Community Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
Toggle Content Main Menu
Toggle Content Last Posts
Last 10 Forum Messages

translation help needed please
Last post by yesindd in Translations on Jul 15, 2024 at 20:59:53

bocca
Last post by tennino in General Discussion Groups on Jan 16, 2021 at 15:56:41

Towns in Frosinone that were part of former Vatican States a
Last post by Italysearcher in Central Italy on Feb 19, 2019 at 08:15:58

Dual Citizenship
Last post by Curci-Ghio in General Discussion Groups on Nov 18, 2018 at 14:30:54

Please Help Translate Letter
Last post by nuccia in Translations on Oct 20, 2018 at 06:18:43

Family in Cittanova
Last post by russojoseph1 in Translations on Oct 14, 2018 at 12:28:20

DNA Testing
Last post by nuccia in General Discussion Groups on Sep 29, 2018 at 10:39:30

Trento -Atto di Nascita - Frazione di Poia, Comune di Comano
Last post by exevans in Northern Italy on Mar 28, 2018 at 00:45:37

Translating written postcard
Last post by mekanic in Translations on Jan 18, 2018 at 12:58:50

Translating written postcard
Last post by mekanic in Translations on Jan 18, 2018 at 12:53:38

Toggle Content Help Support this Site
Please support GentediMareGenealogy
Help us by supporting the future development of this site, or simply to say thank you.
Toggle Content EStore
Community Forums › Just For Fun › Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only › No Petrol

     Forum FAQ   Search   Log in to check your private messages   Login  
No Petrol
Jokes are posted in fun and as the Heading suggests, only clean content allowed. So go on and have a laugh...

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Forum Index Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Printer Friendly Page

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Emmy
V.I.P.
V.I.P.


Joined: Jul 11, 2007
Posts: 1000
Location: Scotland

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:18 pm    Post subject: No Petrol Reply with quote

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment a bee flew in his window.
The Bee said "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of petrol" the man relpied

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.

"Try it now", said one bee.

The man turned on the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my petrol tank?"
The bee answered,
























BP of course



_________________
Lady Emmy
Back to top
View user's profile
JoeB
Explorer
Explorer


Joined: Nov 14, 2008
Posts: 354
Location: Chicago Area

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: No Petrol Reply with quote

Love it Emmy, the Scot's humor is admirable.

_________________
Researching DeMaso, Del Favero, Nebbiu, Valle di Cadore and Pieve di Cadore, Belluno, Veneto, Italy.
Also researching James Blackwell, Royal Regiment of Artillery in Ashton-Under-Lyne, County of Lancashire, England. b:1827 Macclesfield, County of Cheshire, England. d: About 1889 at Garden Island, Ontario, Canada.
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
nuccia
Admin
Admin


Joined: Jul 09, 2007
Posts: 4375
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:24 am    Post subject: Re: No Petrol Reply with quote

Thats too cute, emmy! lol

_________________
nuccia
Italian Surname Database

Calabria Exchange
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
  Page 1 of 1All times are GMT - 4 Hours

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Forum Index Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only Printer Friendly Page

  
 
Jump to:  



You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum



Hosted By Site5.com
The logos and trademarks used on this site are the property of Gente di Mare Genealogy.
We are not responsible for comments posted by our users, as they are the opinions of the poster.
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy
TCD_ItalianGene © Gente di Mare Genealogy