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No Petrol
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Emmy
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Location: Scotland

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: No Petrol

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment a bee flew in his window.
The Bee said "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of petrol" the man relpied

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.

"Try it now", said one bee.

The man turned on the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my petrol tank?"
The bee answered,

BP of course

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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:55 pm Post subject: Re: No Petrol
Love it Emmy, the Scot's humor is admirable. _________________ Researching DeMaso, Del Favero, Nebbiu, Valle di Cadore and Pieve di Cadore, Belluno, Veneto, Italy. Also researching James Blackwell, Royal Regiment of Artillery in Ashton-Under-Lyne, County of Lancashire, England. b:1827 Macclesfield, County of Cheshire, England. d: About 1889 at Garden Island, Ontario, Canada.

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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:24 am Post subject: Re: No Petrol
Thats too cute, emmy! _________________ nuccia Italian Surname Database Calabria Exchange

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