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Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
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nuccia
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:27 am Post subject: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?

Here's your answer.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed
and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by
his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place........spank his a$$ again!'

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:49 am Post subject: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
I'm laughing my *** off.....I'm hopeless Good one Nuccia _________________ Elizabeth Brognaturo On Line Brognaturo Civil Records Mangiardi, Tedeschi/Tedesco, Zangari, Coda, DeFrancesco, Ierulli, Bava, Daniele, Valente

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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:05 pm Post subject: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
I also thought it was really cute! _________________ nuccia Italian Surname Database Calabria Exchange

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