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Community Forums › Just For Fun › Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only › Bingo
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Bingo
Jokes are posted in fun and as the Heading suggests, only clean content allowed. So go on and have a laugh...
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Lafaso870 Senior
Joined: Dec 03, 2010 Posts: 51
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:42 am Post subject: Bingo |
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On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side before he抯 hit by a bus. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers around. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd, but there is no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind. "A priest, please!" repeats the dying man. Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years. "Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I抦 not a priest. I抦 not even a Catholic. But for 50 years now I抳e been living behind St. Elizabeth抯 Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I listen to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man." The policeman agrees and brings the gentleman over to where the dying man is lying. He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn voice: "B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72."
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