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Community Forums › Just For Fun › Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only › Plumbing
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Plumbing
Jokes are posted in fun and as the Heading suggests, only clean content allowed. So go on and have a laugh...
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Lafaso870 Senior
Joined: Dec 03, 2010 Posts: 51
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:46 am Post subject: Plumbing |
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One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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perfectway New Member
Joined: Sep 15, 2011 Posts: 1
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:25 pm Post subject: Re: Plumbing |
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Igloo New Member
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JoeB Explorer
Joined: Nov 14, 2008 Posts: 354 Location: Chicago Area
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:03 pm Post subject: Re: Plumbing |
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant,
His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”
The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”
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Also researching James Blackwell, Royal Regiment of Artillery in Ashton-Under-Lyne, County of Lancashire, England. b:1827 Macclesfield, County of Cheshire, England. d: About 1889 at Garden Island, Ontario, Canada. |
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nuccia Admin
Joined: Jul 09, 2007 Posts: 4375 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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