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Community Forums › Just For Fun › Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only › A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING
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A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING
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Flora New Member
Joined: Aug 02, 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Pittsburgh PA, USA
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:13 am Post subject: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING |
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York City two days before Thanksgiving. “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing," he says. "Forty-five years is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this!” She calls her parents immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing!” The father hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “OK,” he says, “The kids are coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”
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nuccia Admin
Joined: Jul 09, 2007 Posts: 4375 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Carole Admin
Joined: Jul 10, 2007 Posts: 1662 Location: Valtellina - Near Lake Como
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING |
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Definately one to remember for the future....
Gotta be better than all those calls when WE ask "OK how much is THIS going to cost me?"
I'll save it as a ploy for the grandchildren - if I get any!!!
BTW Flora - to "Gente" - nice to have you aboard.
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Flora New Member
Joined: Aug 02, 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Pittsburgh PA, USA
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING |
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Thank you!!
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Cathy V.I.P.
Joined: Jul 10, 2007 Posts: 2681
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING |
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Oh my! You should have posted a warning with that - I think I need a new keyboard! Very funny!
Welcome to the forum! I always love new faces!
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carnie Joker
Joined: Jul 12, 2007 Posts: 443 Location: Barnsley. South Yorks.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:09 am Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING |
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Nice one Flora.
May I also extend a warm welcome to this great family.
Keep em coming, we all need a good laugh.
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Vincenza V.I.P.
Joined: Jul 11, 2007 Posts: 354 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:17 am Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING |
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That was a good one.
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